A couple years ago, this type article would make it onto Newsvine and take on a life of it's own. It's a great way to exercise your imagination. It will start with one line and then you get to add one line and someone else gets to add one line and so on.
It's amazing where this kind of exercise can take us, so please join in. Normal rules, like be nice to others, no racial or political crap, and of course, the COH and User Agreement apply and will be enforced.
I hope you enjoy this and come back after others have added and add another line if you like. So, let's get started: