Everyone and his brother posts 'Ain't it Awful' type articles (stuff like 'the awful things trolls say', etc.), especially this time of year (especially this part of the cycle of election years).
Let's have some fun with 'It could be worse'.
(Personal) My osteoarthritis is killing me, but at least I'm still walking around and not 6 feet under!
(Worldview) Things might be bad here in this country, but at least I don't live in the Sudan.
This is intended to be fun-please keep it in that vein. Anyone can join in, but Trolls Need Not Apply